[ Reader Submissions are just flying right by: ]
PLAN TO GO TO FOLKLORAMA / PROCRASTINATE FOR 2 WEEKS
STOLEN LICENCE PLATE / OR ART FOR YOUR HOME?
WOULD THE PERSON WHO LOST FIVE TONS OF TRASH / PLEASE PHONE 311
LO PUB / NOOOOOOOO
FORMER COP DECLARES DOWNTOWN ''A WAR ZONE'' /
I DARE KATZ TO A SOLO, MIDNIGHT STROLL
UNSUSPECTING PLACEMENT IN POCKET
COULD CAUSE PROBES TO BE PROPELLED [ Reader Submissions mysteriously fall from the back of a truck every Monday, assumably from the the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
WEATHER GETS HOT AGAIN / COMPLAIN