Friday

JULY 1st, 2011



[ Happy Canada Day! ]

Wednesday

JUNE 29th, 2011



[ The Winnipeg Animal Services Agency, 1057 Logan Avenue, is offering in-house dog adoptions for $99 -- including the dog's license, microchip tagging, basic shots, spaying or neutering, food, and health insurance -- from 11:00 AM to 5:30 PM today and tomorrow. ]

Tuesday

JUNE 28th, 2011



[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Monday

JUNE 27th, 2011



[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

JUNE 27th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions will cut you for looking at them wrong: ]


KEEP LEFT / EXCEPT TO PASS

STEP INTO BUS / STEP INTO ALTERNATE REALITY

RUN OUT OF WEED / ASK YOUR MOM FOR SOME

LEARN FRENCH IN SCHOOL / NEVER USE IT

MAN IS STABBED AT MALL IN RICHMOND / ONE OF THE NICER PARTS OF TOWN

WORK CONSTRUCTION OR JOIN A BAND / ONLY OPTIONS FOR SUCCESS

BUY BEER / CALL 911
[ Reader Submissions carve their niche here every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

Sunday