Saturday

APRIL 10th, 2010


WALK PAST ARGUMENT ON STREET CORNER / GET STABBED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Friday

APRIL 9th, 2010

RANDOM DRIVE-BY BEAR-SPRAYINGS

ARE JUST OUR WAY OF SAYING "HI"
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Thursday

APRIL 8th, 2010


OUR CITY LOGO / IS A NIPPLE
[ Seriously. ]

Wednesday

APRIL 7th, 2010


EXCEED SALARY CAP / SUCK ANYWAY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Tuesday

APRIL 6th, 2010


MPI IMMOBILIZERS / KILL CARS DEAD
[ Citation. ]

Monday

APRIL 5th, 2010


KATZ LEADS THE MAYORAL POLLS / BECAUSE WE HATE OURSELVES
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

APRIL 5th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Seven of the best of the best from the new-new-look, harder-to-read Meme Generator: ]
AT 7 AM

ANY KNIFE / IS A THROWING KNIFE

GET DRUG ADDICTS OFF STREETS / PUT THEM ON OTHER STREETS

GET ROBBED AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED WHILE WAITING FOR BUS

THE SHOPS / OF SELKIRK

DRAINAGE? / WHO NEEDS THAT, WE GOTS 2 RIVERS MELTING

BUSES THAT RUN ON TIME / SO OVERRATED

SMOKE METH / STEAL SHIT
[ Seven new Reader Submissions, every Monday, from the Meme Generator; add yours today! They're harder than they look! ]

Sunday

APRIL 4th, 2010


CAN'T FINISH COFFEE / DUMP IT OUT ON SIDEWALK, DROP CUP