[ February is flying right by, so take a moment to enjoy some Reader Submissions: ] YOUR STREET IS PLOWED? / HOW'S THE WEATHER THERE IN TUXEDO?
WHAT PART OF ''STABBINGS'' / DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME / IS RETURNING WEEKEND'S LUCKY EMPTIES
ALL SHOTGUNS AT PORTAGE PLACE / HALF OFF!
CARJACKING AT GUNPOINT IN ST VITAL
NESS AVENUE TIMMY'S MEANS NOW THERE ARE LEFT TURNS
TO WAIT BEHIND / WINNIPEG PROBLEMS
WINTER WINTER EVERYWHERE / JUST NOT HERE [ Reader Submissions appear in this space every Monday via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ] THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN DOWNTOWN OR NORTH END