JULY 17th, 2010

GOT A SHOTGUN AND A BICYCLE / IT'S ROBBERY TIME
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JULY 16th, 2010

WINNIPEG / EVEN OUR PLASTIC CUPS CUT PEOPLE
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

JULY 15th, 2010

$199.80 FINE / FOR ACTING LIKE A SHITHEAD
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

JULY 14th, 2010

WAIT FOR A CAB DOWNTOWN / GET STABBED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

JULY 13th, 2010

ROB A BEER VENDOR, STAB A CAB DRIVER, ESCAPE A JAIL CELL

WINNIPEG HAT TRICK
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

JULY 12th, 2010

HE HAD A FOUR-INCH STEAK KNIFE / STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK
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JULY 12th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ What, Monday already? Time for another seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


SLURPEE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD / 11 YEARS RUNNING

GO BLUE BOMBERS / ONE-GAME UNDEFEATED STREAK

PAINT COP CARS RETRO BLACK & WHITE / THAT'LL MAKE US FEEL SAFER

RETIREES / ARE THREATENING OUR MAYOR

GO TO THE DOWNS / SCREAM AT EVERYTHING

WINNIPEG POLICE / LOST A GUY WEARING NO SHOES AND NOW CAN'T FIND HIM

BUFFER ZONES / FFFFFFUUUUUU [sic]
[ Reader Submissions are our feature each week, culled from the herd of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

JULY 11th, 2010

FREE SLURPEE DAY / THE CUPS ARE 7oz AND ARE ALREADY ALL GONE
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