WHAT GOOD IS A HOLIDAY / IF THE LIQUOR STORES ARE CLOSED
[ All Manitoba Liquor Marts and rural liquor vendors will be closed tomorrow. If you are shopping today, plan accordingly. ]
[ The Meme Generator appears to be back up again, with another new look, so here are seven fine submissions created since its return: ]
IT'S MARCH? / LET ME FIND MY SHORTS
SNOW IS MELTING / FIND BURIED TREASURE
LOCAL TV MATTERS / TO SEE WHO JUST GOT MURDERED
PEE ON A SIDEWALK / NOT IN A CUP
READ TOM BRODBECK / CONSIDER A CAREER IN "JOURNALISM"
I SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS / WAIT ZELLERS IS A LOCAL BUSINESS RIGHT?
FLOOD SEASON / EVERYBODY PANIC!
[ Every Monday brings seven new Reader Submissions, if all goes well, from the Meme Generator. ]