APRIL 3rd, 2010

WHAT GOOD IS A HOLIDAY / IF THE LIQUOR STORES ARE CLOSED
[ All Manitoba Liquor Marts and rural liquor vendors will be closed tomorrow. If you are shopping today, plan accordingly. ]

APRIL 2nd, 2010

DAVID CHARTRAND WANTS CHARGES LAID

BECAUSE A GUY ON THE INTERNET WAS MEAN
[ Citation. ]

APRIL 1st, 2010

HABBY MADE / ONE MORE SAVE
[ Citation. Kenny Shields and Streetheart play Silverado's tonight. No, seriously. ]

MARCH 31st, 2010

TWENTY-MAN BRAWL, QUADRUPLE STABBING / MUST BE MONDAY
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

MARCH 30th, 2010

KNIVES ARE THROWN ONLY IN EMERGENCIES

WHEN THE TARGET GETS OUT OF SHOVEL RANGE

MARCH 29th, 2010

YOUR MOM WANTS TO DRIVE DRUNK / KNIFE HER
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MARCH 29th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Meme Generator appears to be back up again, with another new look, so here are seven fine submissions created since its return: ]


IT'S MARCH? / LET ME FIND MY SHORTS

SNOW IS MELTING / FIND BURIED TREASURE

LOCAL TV MATTERS / TO SEE WHO JUST GOT MURDERED

PEE ON A SIDEWALK / NOT IN A CUP

READ TOM BRODBECK / CONSIDER A CAREER IN "JOURNALISM"

I SUPPORT LOCAL BUSINESS / WAIT ZELLERS IS A LOCAL BUSINESS RIGHT?

FLOOD SEASON / EVERYBODY PANIC!
[ Every Monday brings seven new Reader Submissions, if all goes well, from the Meme Generator. ]

MARCH 28th, 2010

ROBBERY CAPITAL / ACT SURPRISED
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]