[ The fireworks at the Forks are at 10:00 tonight. ]
Saturday
Friday
Thursday
DECEMBER 29th, 2011
Wednesday
Tuesday
DECEMBER 27th, 2011
Monday
DECEMBER 26th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions instinctively form themselves into lines around this time of year: ]
BURN BEATER CAR AND SELF / WINNIPEG TWO-FER
HARVEY'S FOR LUNCH / IT'S A BIG DEAL
UNOCCUPY / OCCUPY
BRING BACK / THE TROUGH!
GETTING UP WITH THE SUN / HAS BECOME LESS IMPRESSIVE
FIGHT TO SAVE VI-ANN! / EAT THERE?! HELL NO!
JEAN JACKETS / ARE FORMAL WEAR
[ Reader Submissions are priced to clear every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
Sunday
Saturday
Friday
Thursday
Monday
DECEMBER 19th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions may get a bit nostalgic this time of year: ]
3 STABBINGS LAST NIGHT / JUST ANOTHER DAY IN WINNIPEG
SELANNE BACK IN WINNIPEG / CHEER FOR HIM....NOT THE JETS!
HEATED BUS SHELTERS? / GOOD ONE
SAVE US / STAN KUBICEK
4-WAY STOP / STARE AT DRIVER TO YOUR LEFT
RUN GUY DOWN WITH SNOWMOBILE / GET A TICKET
TUNDRA BOOTS AND HOODIE / WINNIPEG SEXY
[ Reader Submissions relive their past glory every Monday, courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
Sunday
Saturday
DECEMBER 17th, 2011
[ so apparently there's some guy coming through town today, Teemu something or other, I don't know if anybody's heard of him before or what ]
Friday
Thursday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday
DECEMBER 12th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions never took their Christmas lights down to begin with, so this time of year doesn't really seem any different than usual: ]
GET DRUNK AT THE MARYLAND. STEAL CAB. / DRIVE TO THE BALMORAL
SAVE MOVIE VILLAGE / I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN YEARS
WE'RE IN A FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM OVERSPENDING
LETS [sic] KEEP INTEREST LOW SO WE CAN SPEND MORE
TASERS / DAMN SLIPPERY
HAD TO LEAVE EUROPE TRIP EARLY
REFUSE TO USE TURN SIGNALS / FOG LIGHTS ON ALL THE TIME
DON'T NEED BOOTS / I HAVE SNEAKERS
[ Reader Submissions spread their unique brand of cheer every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
COULDN'T FIND A DECENT CHEESE NIP ANYWHERE
Sunday
Saturday
Friday
DECEMBER 9th, 2011
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3. Note also that the entire Taser lost back in October is still out there, somewhere. ]
Thursday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday
DECEMBER 5th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions are not going to like Community Committee any more: ]
SCHOOL BOARD BYELECTION? / WHAT BYELECTION?
RUSH HOUR INTERRUPTED / BY STABBING
PIZZA CHAIN BOSS EYES TOP POLITICAL JOB
OPEN 24 HOURS / EXCEPT SUNDAYS
NEW JETS VS THE OLD JETS / STICK IT TO THE OLD JETS BY BOOING THEM
GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU BROUGHT PROTECTION
GETS SCARED AWAY BY YOUR KNIFE
CASINO HOTELS COME WITH COMPLIMENTARY / BABY
[ Reader Submissions make friends and influence people every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE?
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