Winnipeg Cat: 2013

Tuesday

DECEMBER 31st, 2013

IT'S SO COLD OUT THAT PLANES CAN'T FLY HERE / PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR PARTYIN' TONIGHT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]

Monday

DECEMBER 30th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions are, for whatever reason, rather preoccupied with the weather lately: ]

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Sunday

DECEMBER 29th, 2013

AND NOW, YOUR CITY WEATHER UPDATE: / HOLY CHRIST WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ]

Saturday

DECEMBER 28th, 2013

NDP NOW POLLING AT HOWARD PAWLEY LEVELS / SO THAT'S FUN

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Friday

DECEMBER 27th, 2013

MAYOR NOW POLLING AT TWENTY-TWO PER CENT / WHICH, AFTER 2013, SOUNDS A LITTLE HIGH

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3 ]

Thursday

DECEMBER 26th, 2013

GATHERING TOGETHER TO NOT PAY FULL PRICE / THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Wednesday

DECEMBER 25th, 2013

WINNIPEGGERS' MOST COVETED GIFT: / BAIL

[ Citations: 1, 2. Merry Christmas! ]

Tuesday

IMPAIRED DRIVING, FLIGHT FROM POLICE, / DANGEROUS OPERATION OF A MOTOR VEHICLE... // ...RESISTING A POLICE OFFICER, / ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER... // ...POSSESSION OF A WEAPON / FOR A DEADLY PURPOSE... // ...POSSESSION OF STOLEN PROPERTY, / DISOBEYING A TRAFFIC CONTROL DEVICE... // AND, OF COURSE, COURT BREACHES. / SO, YEAH, EASILY A WINNIPEG HAT TRICK

[ Citation. Related: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. ]

Monday

DECEMBER 23rd, 2013

HAVEN'T DONE ANY GIFT SHOPPING YET? / YOU AND A QUARTER OF THE PROVINCE

[ Citation; related. ]

DECEMBER 23rd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions note a certain chill in the air: ]

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Sunday

DECEMBER 22nd, 2013

HERE IN WINNIPEG, A ''CHRISTMAS MIRACLE'' / IS IF NONE OF YOUR PRESENTS GET STOLEN

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

Saturday

DECEMBER 21st, 2013

I HADN'T INTENDED TO LIE TO THE LEGISLATURE / BUT, WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, DIABETES

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8(!). No, seriously. ]

Friday

DECEMBER 20th, 2013

WE'RE LESS MURDERY THAN THUNDER BAY / I GUESS THAT COULD BE OUR TALKING POINT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Thursday

DECEMBER 19th, 2013

MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME / FIIIIIVE POUNDS OF HAAAAASH

[ Citation. The camera zooming in slays me every single time. ]

Wednesday

DECEMBER 18th, 2013

THERE ARE INCREASES THAT MATCH INFLATION / THEN THERE'S MPI

[ Citation. ]

Tuesday

DECEMBER 17th, 2013

IT'S LIKE HAVING EXTRA SUMMER IN DECEMBER! / AND BY ''IT'', WE MEAN ''MORE BROWN WATER''

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Monday

DECEMBER 16th, 2013

TEMPERATURE JUMP OF 30°C FROM YESTERDAY / WHICH BRINGS US TO, UH... TO MINUS SIX

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ]

DECEMBER 16th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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Sunday

DECEMBER 15th, 2013

JETS HAVEN'T WON AT HOME IN A MONTH / OH, HEY, DISCOUNTS ON JETS TICKETS!

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Saturday

DECEMBER 14th, 2013

''CANADA'S HEART... BEATS'' / MANITOBANS' FACES CONTORT

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 ]

Friday

DECEMBER 13th, 2013

IT'S A 102-YEAR-OLD WINNIPEG LANDMARK / OF COURSE WE PLAN TO KNOCK IT DOWN

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

Thursday

DECEMBER 12th, 2013

ROCK 'N ROLL / CHRISTMAS

[ Citation. Huh! Well, okay, then. ]

Wednesday

DECEMBER 11th, 2013

WATCH OUT FOR ANY NORTH END COYOTES / NO, THAT'S NOT A GANG, I MEAN ACTUAL COYOTES

[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Tuesday

DECEMBER 10th, 2013

WELL, EVENTUALLY IT OCCURRED TO THE CITY / THAT REMOVING SNOW MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9(!) ]

Monday

DECEMBER 9th, 2013

HIGHWAY DRIVING IN -30°C PLUS WINDCHILL / HIGHWAY MANAGES TO STILL FLOOD ANYWAY

[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4. The slideshow in link two is an inspired touch. ]