FEBRUARY 1st, Part II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The word on the street, from the Meme Generator: ]
ON THE STREETS ANYWAY

SHAW TELEPHONE / GOOD LUCK DIALING 911

DRIVING WITH CELLPHONE NOT ILLEGAL YET / GET TICKET

FIRE YOUR GUN AND RUN / ON TO [sic] ONTO A BUS

MISS A BUS, SEE THE NEXT ONE RUNNING IN FLAMES

NO TO POINT DOUGLAS DRUG REHAB CENTRE / KEEP DRUGGIES

I DIDN'T MEAN TO STAB THAT GIRL / BUT I WAS REALLY HIGH, MAN

SEE POLICE / FEEL LESS SAFE
[ Seven reader submissions each week, care of the Meme Generator. And, yes, the link works. ]
WAIT 4 HOURS IN AN INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX MILES AWAYS [sic] FROM THE CITY