Monday

APRIL 12th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Meme Generator apparently dropped a bunch of recent submissions, like a jerk, but here is a batch for the week regardless: ]
PARTY IN A BUSH / PASS OUT IN A DITCH

DOLLARAMA ITEMS MORE THAN THEN [sic] $1 / ABANDON ALL HOPE

HELL'S ANGELS MET IN BOSTON PIZZA? / JESUS CHRIST

CAR CRASH KILLS MALE IN POLICE CHASE AT FIVE AM.

CAUSE? / FEMALE DRIVER

"MTS ICEPLEX" / JESUS CHRIST

THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD

PANAMA CANAL / FUCK
[ Seven new Reader Submissions each and every Monday, courtesy of the Meme Generator. Give it a spin! It's free, you know. ]
WAS SHOT IN PART HERE / IT SUCKED

3 comments:

  1. Was it actually necessary to post that needlessly misogynistic one?

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  2. 'Necessary', no. Food, shelter and clean drinking water are necessities; this is a website based entirely around a picture of a cat, and on that picture people write incomprehensible bullshit that tangentially relates to a mid-sized city.

    I don't mean to seem flippant or dismissive, but I hope you understand that this question strikes me as sort of strange. I wrote a full-length column in a city-wide print publication that openly derided the driving abilities of Winnipeg's taxi operators -- a predominantly male, frequently ethnic profession -- and never heard a word of protest or complaint about it. But weeks later I re-tweet somebody else's old-timey vaudeville wisecrack about an individual white woman, and that is the spark that sets the uprising ablaze? Well, stranger things have happened, around here.

    But, never let it be said that I don't honour the concept of Equal Time. (And just allowing comments makes Winnipeg Cat more open and accountable than some other local blogs, as bizarre as that sounds. This is a strange town.) Should you choose to file one, I'll be more than happy to run a similar submission about how terrible men are behind the wheel (and, in fairness, they are); in the meantime, I hope that this erratum will suffice.

    Yours,

    The Administration

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