APRIL 19th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Seven reader submissions, now with 14% more gender-neutrality, courtesy of the new-new-new-look Meme Generator: ]


NICE WEATHER / 200% INCREASE IN OSBORNE PANHANDLERS

IT'S ONLY +2 / BUT I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL

THE GUESS WHO SUCK / THE JETS WERE LOUSY ANYWAYS

WHITE PEOPLE / WHO TALK NATIVE

ATTEMPT ROBBERY / GET SHOT

UNDOMED STADIUM: PUBLIC OUTCRY / RANDOM STABBINGS: SEE PAGE 6

VOTE SAM KATZ / CRIME INCREASES
[ Seven new Reader Submissions each and every Monday, posted and presented via the Meme Generator. Thrill to it! ]