JULY 5th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Hot off the press in the dog days of summer, here are seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]


BUY CAR / FIND IT IN THE RED RIVER

HELD AT KNIFEPOINT / FOR BUS FARE

RUN FOR MAYOR / DON'T BOTHER COMING UP WITH A CAMPAIGN PLATFORM

I'M DRUNK / IT'S AWESOME

MEET SOMEONE VACATIONING IN WINNIPEG / ACT INCREDULOUS

MEET SOMEONE WHO MOVED TO WINNIPEG / ASK "WHY?!"

ROAD CLOSED TILL 2012 / 2012
[ Mondays are Reader Submissions days, delivered direct to your door from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]