AUGUST 9th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Nothing rings in another work week quite like a fine selection of Reader Submissions: ]
LEAVE THE CITY FOR A MONTH

ALL YOU'LL MISS IS STABBINGS AND SOME JERK STEALING A STATUE

WEARING BODY ARMOR DOWNTOWN / LESS CRAZY THAN IT SOUNDS

GET TO CAR MINUTE LATE / PARKING TICKET

TAKE WINNIPEG TRANSIT / BAAAAACKDOOOOOORRRRRRR [sic]

SUMMER TIME / MUFFIN TOP 'N' CROCS TIME

GEORGIA NICHOLS / IS ALWAYS WRONG

26 HOURS BY GREYHOUND TO VANCOUVER / GET THE FUCK OUT OF MANITOBA
[ Reader Submissions are featured every Monday, hand-picked lovingly and with great care from the collection at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]