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DECEMBER 13th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Good tidings we bring to you and your Reader Submissions: ]


SANTA'S NOT AT CITY PLACE / HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET MUGGED

GIVE MONEY TO THE HUMAN RIGHTS MUSEUM / BE REASSURED THAT YOU ARE NOT RACIST

BULLET HOLES IN MY WINDOW? / LET ME PUT SOME TINFOIL IN THAT.

CLOVERLEAFS / NOT THE PLACE TO STOP

BUS FARE: $2.35 / PINEAPPLE: $1.99

TURN 16, PICK-UP [sic] A DRUNKEN COUGAR STUMBLING OUT OF 'THE PAL / A WINNIPEG RIGHT [sic] OF PASSAGE

THE NORTH END IS SINKIN' / AND I DON'T WANT TO SWIM
[ Reader Submissions convey all the sentiment of the season from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

2 comments:

  1. Whoa! Three of my submissions made the cut this week!

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  2. Damn you for raising the bar for the rest of us!

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