DECEMBER 20th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Settle your brains for a long winter's Reader Submissions: ]


WE HEAT OUR HOUSES / WITH OUR OWN ANGER

COUNCIL THINKS STADIUM IS A GREAT DEAL / I'VE GOT A '77 FORD PINTO FOR THEM

OUR HOCKEY TEAMS HAVE HAD CHEERLEADERS FOR 25 YEARS / THEY'RE CALLED "DANCING GABE"

MANITOBA / WELFARE KEEPS US AFLOAT

STADIUM! STADIUM! / OUR DIGNITY (AND TAX DOLLARS) FOR A STADIUM!

GO TO CHRISTMAS DINNER / LISTEN TO UNCLE COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT THE PAWLEY GOVERNMENT DID

MY NAME IS / MAUD
[ With Reader Submissions so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]