JANUARY 17th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Gracious as always, this week's Reader Submissions: ]
ANYWAY CONSTRUCTION AND DON'T RESUME UNTIL THE SNOW MELTS.

NO PERMIT? NO PROBLEM! / BOYD BUILDING SIGN

COLORADO LOW COMING IN. / BLOCK 2 LANES ON A ROAD FOR

POWER HALF THE CONTINENT WITH MB HYDRO / POWER CUTS OUT TWICE A WEEK

SYNTHETIC ICE / GOD, WE'RE DUMB

WANT YOUR CAR STOLEN? / IT'S MANITOBA TIME

BUT BUT BUT BUT / BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CREATIVE

GO FOR A WALK / GET KILLED BY A SNOWMOBILE
[ Reader Submissions something something the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]