FEBRUARY 21st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Hey, it's a holiday, you've got time to read some Reader Submissions: ]
PART OF THE GOVERNMENT / NOBODY WINS WINNIPEG!

MAYOR MAY BE IN PHOENIX / BUT HE AIN'T BRINGIN' BACK THE JETS

-5 IN THE MORNING, -35 TEN HOURS LATER / GOOD MORNING

+1 OUTSIDE / DRIVE WITH WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN

ALL OF OUR CARS / ARE FILTHY

NEEDLE DISPOSAL IN GYM WASHROOM... / FOR DIABETICS

KICKED OUT OF DRINKING PARTY? / 'MAKE SOMEBODY PAY''

ONE PART OF THE GOVERNMENT SUES ANOTHER
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, holiday or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]