FEBRUARY 28th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ No better way to end the month than with Reader Submissions: ]


THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS PARKING IN WINNIPEG.

AH THE FEBRUARY MILD WEATHER TEASE / A WINNIPEG TRADITION

MY WINNIPEG HAS 3 SEASONS / WINTER, CONSTRUCTION, ASS

ONLY GO TO THE MUSEUM / ON FREE DAYS / YOU JUST STOP DRIVING.

MAKE THE NHL / GET A CONTRACT THAT SAYS YOU WON'T PLAY IN

HER MOUTH SAID NO / BUT HER TUBE TOP SAID YES

SEVEN YEARS LATER / STILL NO WATERPARK WINNIPEG, JUST IN CASE
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