[ A young man's fancy turns to Reader Submissions: ]
THAT MEANS IT MUST BE TRUE
IT'S SPRING / RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE
DELIBERATE DIKE BREACH / DELAYED UNTIL ______
BEAT UP THE PAPER CARRIER / IT'S THE "IN" THING TO DO
EXPLOSIVES / NEW WINNIPEG GANG WEAPON OF CHOICE
LEAVE WINTER TIRES ON IN MAY / ACT SHOCKED WHEN THEY'RE DESTROYED
A TEENAGER IN EDMONTON TWEETED A HOCKEY RUMOUR
DRINK MPI CHEQUE / LOSE LICENSE
[ Reader Submissions hoop and holler every Monday as a breach from the broader Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
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