JULY 25th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator seems to have wiped its archives in a redesign -- again -- but here are some Reader Submissions all the same: ]
YOU EITHER HAVE CATS / OR COCKROACHES

HIGH CHANCE OF BEING STABBED / DRUG DEALERS ARE NICER THOUGH

HAVE CONVERSATION / SOMEHOW YOU GET TO TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER

EAT / PEROGIES

ANGRY ABOUT PEOPLE ON PHONES WHILE DRIVING

TEXT FRIEND FROM BEHIND THE WHEEL TO TELL THEM

AFTER I RETIRE / I'M GOING TO START A CARPET CLEANING BUSINESS

AFTER 15 YEARS / FINALLY A REASON TO READ THE SUN AGAIN
[ Reader Submissions arrive every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator, hopefully. ]