JULY 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

DRUG DEALERS, ALCOHOLICS, POTHEADS, METH ADDICTS, RAPISTS,
[ Reader Submissions forge onward through the summer: ]
MURDERERS, LOOTERS, CAR THIEVES, BIKER GANGS, PEDOPHILES,

OVER 40 DEGREES / CHUG SUGAR WATER

MAIL STRIKE OVER / PIZZA HOTLINE FLYER!!!

DRESS LIKE HIPSTER / CURSE LIKE SAILOR

DOLLARAMA TAKES DEBIT CARDS / INSUFFICIENT FUNDS

COP CATCHES YOU SMOKING POT / HE COULD GIVE LESS THAN A SHIT

SCHIZOPHRENICS, TRANSVESTITE HOOKERS, WELFARE PONIES / MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY

DAY AT THE EX? / GET STABBED
[ Reader Submissions migrate every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]