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DECEMBER 31st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Should Reader Submissions be forgot and never brought to--wow, this year wasn't very good: ]
WINNIPEGGERS: MAYOR HAD A TERRIBLE YEAR / MAYOR: WINNIPEGGERS ARE ECSTATIC
WE'VE GOT A BIG, YEAR-END INTERVIEW WITH THE PREMIER
LET'S LEAD THE ARTICLE WITH JETS TALK! YAY, JETS!
POLL SAYS TORIES MORE POPULAR THAN NDP, WOULD STILL LOSE ELECTION / SOUNDS FAMILIAR
VISIT THE MUSEUM / FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER TEN YEARS
AIRPORT FEE GOES UP $5 / SPEND $35 ON GAS TO USE GRAND FORKS INSTEAD
SELL HYDRO TO AMERICANS / SOLVE ALL BUDGET PROBLEMS FOREVER
WAITS 16 YEARS FOR THE JETS TO RETURN / LOCKOUT
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DECEMBER 24th, 2012
[ Citation. I can't stop picturing Jim Henson's Winnipeg Council Babies, and now you can't either. ]
DECEMBER 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions are in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp: ]
LET'S PICK THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2012: / 1. FIRE HALL 2. FIRE BALL 3. FIRE MACK
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LEFT ON HOUSE FINALLY APPROPRIATE AGAIN / VINDICATION
IT'S FRIDAY IN TRANSCONA / TIME TO ''BUY'' SOME BEER -- AH F*** IT, THIS IS A HOLDUP
KANING / LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
REPRESENTATIONAL DEMOCRACY / BOORISH, QUICK TO ANGER, PERSECUTION COMPLEX,
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL, YUP, THAT'S WINNIPEG CENTER [sic]
ATTEMPT TO ENJOY THE WARM, WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON AT A HOUSE PARTY / GET STABBED
ONE LAST CHRISTMAS / SHOPPING AT ZELLERS
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DECEMBER 17th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions aren't exactly feeling the holiday cheer, per se: ]
CLEAR DRY WINTER ROADS / DRIVE 20KM/H BELOW POSTED LIMIT
MB PC YOUTH LEADER CLAIMS ABORIGINALS ARE ''FREELOADERS''
MB PC YOUTH LEADER LIVES WITH OWN PARENTS
DEC 18TH / BI-POLE OPEN HOUSE JUST BEFORE XMAS, NICE ONE NDP
REMEMBER WHEN / WE HAD HOCKEY AGAIN?
MANITOBANS VOTED MOST CHARITABLE / AMONG THE THINGS WE GIVE:
WITH 7 MORE YEARS OF PHOTO RADAR / WHO NEEDS PROPERTY TAXES?
FUCK YOUR IKEA MONKEY / WE GOT COUNCIL CHICKEN
[ I tell you what, them goldarn Reader Submissions are just a-freeloadin' off the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
KNIFE WOUNDS, FIRE, INCREDIBLE PUBLIC DEBT
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DECEMBER 10th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions
[ Reader Submissions loom, menacingly: ]
WORST WINTERS IN CANADA / LOWEST WINTER TIRES USE
THIS ATROCITY EXHIBITION / IS KIND OF BRINGING ME DOWN
SELF-CONFESSED ARSONIST DOESN'T GO TO JAIL
BRACE YOURSELVES, THE ''LOCAL NOSTALGIA'' POSTS ARE COMING
DRY / COLD
MARK CHIPMAN / DID SOMETHING
PROVINCE IS HANDING OUT DEFIBRILLATORS / STAB PEOPLE WITH LIGHTNING
APRIL 2 / 2013
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