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LET'S PICK THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2012: / 1. FIRE HALL 2. FIRE BALL 3. FIRE MACK
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS LEFT ON HOUSE FINALLY APPROPRIATE AGAIN / VINDICATION
IT'S FRIDAY IN TRANSCONA / TIME TO ''BUY'' SOME BEER -- AH F*** IT, THIS IS A HOLDUP
KANING / LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
REPRESENTATIONAL DEMOCRACY / BOORISH, QUICK TO ANGER, PERSECUTION COMPLEX,
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL, YUP, THAT'S WINNIPEG CENTER [sic]
ATTEMPT TO ENJOY THE WARM, WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON AT A HOUSE PARTY / GET STABBED
ONE LAST CHRISTMAS / SHOPPING AT ZELLERS
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