Monday

JUNE 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions read the news today, oh boy: ]


WAR ON MUSIC IS BACK / EVEN OUR SUCCESS STORIES SOUND ANTAGONISTIC

KATZ'S WIFE IS EXPECTING / HIM TO BE IN PHOENIX THIS WEEKEND

HOUSE PARTY NECESSITIES: FOOD, BEER / AND STOLEN MILITARY WEAPONS

DAYTIME / CONSTRUCTION

DRIVE A CAB, GET STABBED / BETTER THAN BEING T-BONED

RAISE AWARENESS FOR DISTRACTED DRIVING / BY DISTRACTING DRIVERS

WINNIPEG: / AT LEAST WE'RE NOT CANNIBALS
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

1 comment:

  1. Oh man. That Sam Katz's wife one is Comedy Gold!

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