Monday

JULY 2nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions are the height of patriotism: ]


DRUNK BY 1:00 PM / ''HAPPY CANADA DAY!'' ''IT'S CANADA DAY?''

IT'S TIME FOR ASSINIBOINE PARK / TO NOT PLAY SONGS IN SYNC WITH THE FIREWORKS AGAIN

COMPLAIN ABOUT POTHOLES / COMPLAIN ABOUT CONSTRUCTION

TRUE / NORTH

MOAR [sic] PAINT CANS FILLED WITH ROCKS! / JUST DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT

SOON THERE WILL BE ONE MORE GUY YOU KNOW / WHO LIVES IN CALGARY

FORCED UNIONIZATION / IT'S A MANITOBA THING
[ Reader Submissions feature in this space every Monday, holiday observance or not, via the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

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