OCTOBER 29th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING ELSE HAS WORKED
[ Put your hands together for Reader Submissions: ]
FIRST DUSTING OF SNOW / 20 CAR PILE-UP

IF YOU THINK 3,500 SQ. FEET DOESN'T COST EXTRA / I HAVE SOME

GREAT REAL ESTATE DEALS YOU SHOULD LOOK AT

DO THE / SHEEGL SHUFFLE

PRAYING THE CRIME AWAY: / BECAUSE FUCK IT

ZOMBIE WALK DOWNTOWN / HARD TO TELL

THIS EMTERRA CONTRACT IS GARBAGE! / ALSO, THEY'RE CONSISTENTLY FAILING

NEW TRAFFIC LIGHTS AT MOSTYN / JAYWALK
[ Reader Submissions hit the road every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
TO PICK UP WASTE MATERIAL FROM MY PROPERTY