JANUARY 14th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions still run into surprises from time to time: ]
LOCAL NOSTALGIA IS ALWAYS BITTERSWEET / WAIT -- THE PADDLEWHEEL WAS STILL OPEN?

ANDREW LADD CAN PHOTOSHOP / THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

ALL THE SURFACE PARKING LOTS IN THE WORLD / STILL HAVE TO PAY THE CAT TAX

NEED MONEY? / LICENSE ME

CITY COMMITTEE VOTES TO MAKE CONTRACTS MORE TRANSPARENT

SOOO... TRANSPARENT IN THE FIRST PLACE, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

GOTTA SHOVEL ALL THE SNOW FROM THIS BLIZZARD / BETTER SUMMON UP SOME SPIRITED ENERGY

''I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW WARM IT'S BEEN!'' / FUCK, JINXED IT
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