A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
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Well, okay, he was trying to be nice, I guess.
I think he was! I think he was doing his best to be nice to everyone, and it just came out in... a really, really, really weird way. (But, as you can probably tell, I can't say I wasn't tickled by the phrasing.)