Tuesday

MARCH 23rd, 2010


CAN'T TESTIFY ANYMORE / WHAT WITH ALL THE CRACK
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Monday

MARCH 22nd, 2010


STABBED FOR BEER / BARELY EVEN NEWS
[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

MARCH 22nd, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The entire Meme Generator site is temporarily out of order, but here are seven submissions collected before its database imploded: ]


PASS OUT DRUNK / IN GIANT TIGER

LAURIE MUSTARD / A MAN OF LETTERS

YOU'RE WEARING A SUIT TO WORK / INTERVIEW OR FUNERAL?

BUY HOUSE IN EAST ST. PAUL / COMPLAIN ABOUT SPRAWL

WINNIPEG FOLK FESTIVAL / WE HAVE ONE NICE THING

LOVE ME, LOVE MY / WINNIPEG CAT

HEY SLEEP CENTRE / FIND THIS
[ Seven Reader Submissions featured here every Monday, from a Meme Generator that will hopefully resume operations shortly. Best of luck to them! ]

Sunday

MARCH 21st, 2010


THEY THREW YOU OUT OF THEIR HOUSE PARTY / STAB THEM
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Saturday

MARCH 20th, 2010

VOW REHABILITATION IN LENGTHY LETTER

THEN REOFFEND IMMEDIATELY
[ Citations: 1, 2 ]

Friday

MARCH 19th, 2010

THE ONLY TRUSTWORTHY WEATHER FORECASTS

ARE RED OR BLUE WITH GREEN BORDERS
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