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BOMBERS ARE IN THE GREY CUP / BUILD COMMEMORATIVE BEER CUP SNAKES!!!
PULL THE KIDS FROM SCHOOL / FOR GRAND FORKS BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING
BOMBERS IN THE GREY CUP! / EXPECT THEM TO LOSE.
EVEN OUR BUSES ARE SORRY
THE NDP IS ANTI-UNION / WHO KNEW?
511 / BECAUSE WE'RE TOO STUPID FOR THE WEATHER CHANNEL
WINNIPEG / I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
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