A CIVIC SURVIVAL GUIDE
DRINK HEAVILY / BE NERDY[ Keycon 27 runs this weekend at the Radisson Hotel. ]
THE QUEEN'S COMING TO TOWN / WEAR YOUR GOOD JEANS[ Citations: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]
SEATBELTS / ARE FOR SQUARES[ Citation. ]
THE CHIEF CAN AFFORD A GUN / BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO USE BOARDS[ Citations: 1, 2 ]