MARCH 12th, 2011

YOUR MANITOBA HIGHWAYS REPORT:

DON'T GO ANYWHERE EVEN NEAR A HIGHWAY
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MARCH 11th, 2011

AIM TWO LASERS AT OUR HELICOPTER

AND IT WOULD PROBABLY EXPLODE
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MARCH 10th, 2011

CLIMB ABOOOOARD / AND TAKE A BUS
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MARCH 9th, 2011

NOT MUCH DOWNTOWN ON A SUNDAY NIGHT

EXCEPT FOR THE STABBINGS, OF COURSE
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MARCH 8th, 2011

THE PROPERTY TAX FREEZE REMAINS INTACT

SO HERE'S A HIGHER TAX ON YOUR PROPERTY
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MARCH 7th, 2011

57% OF MANITOBANS CAN'T DO BASIC MATH

GOD DAMN, THAT'S... LIKE... TWO-THIRDS?
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