Winnipeg Cat

Saturday

THE THREAT OF ONE MILLION BEDBUGS / STILL WOULDN'T DETER US FROM FREE THINGS

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IT'S MANITOBA DAY / PRETEND YOU CARE

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AWFUL NEWS TODAY FOR WINNIPEG CYCLISTS / THEY HAVE TO ACTUALLY OBEY POSTED SIGNS NOW

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YES, YOUR MPI CHEQUE IS IN THE MAIL / STOP ASKING

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WHEN SHOOTING A MAN AT HIS FRONT DOOR / IT IS CONSIDERED POLITE TO KNOCK FIRST

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