Winnipeg Cat

Saturday

OUT BRIGHT AND EARLY AT THE SUPERSTORE / LIGHTING THE TOY DEPARTMENT ON FIRE

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OUR ENTOMOLOGIST IS MYSTERIOUSLY GONE / POUR OUT A BOTTLE OF DEET IN HIS HONOUR

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THE REASON YOU CAN'T GET CLEAR CITY WATER / IS – YOU GUESSED IT – PEOPLE ARE STEALING IT

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OFFERING RIDES ALONG SELKIRK AT 3:00 AM / WILL, SURPRISINGLY, GET YOU STABBED

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AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A TRANSCONA PARTY / 'CAUSE A TRANSCONA PARTY ENDS IN DEATH

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