Monday

JULY 19th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

BRITISH COLUMBIANS OWN THE FORT GARRY BREWING COMPANY
[ Please rise for the singing of our Reader Submissions: ]
CLAIM REFUGEE STATUS / FROM NORTH MAIN

GO TO CABIN / GET DRUNK, STARE AT FIRE

CHECK RENT PRICES IN OTHER CITIES / NEVER DREAM OF MOVING AGAIN

EVERY BOMBER GAME / IS A RIVALRY GAME

PRETEND IT'S LOCAL ANYWAY

WITH ALL THESE STABBINGS [WHY SO SERIOUS?]

WE MIGHT HAVE A JOKER COPYCAT ON OUR HANDS

NAME EVERYTHING / AFTER EVERYONE
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