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CLAIM REFUGEE STATUS / FROM NORTH MAIN
GO TO CABIN / GET DRUNK, STARE AT FIRE
CHECK RENT PRICES IN OTHER CITIES / NEVER DREAM OF MOVING AGAIN
EVERY BOMBER GAME / IS A RIVALRY GAME
PRETEND IT'S LOCAL ANYWAY
WITH ALL THESE STABBINGS [WHY SO SERIOUS?]
WE MIGHT HAVE A JOKER COPYCAT ON OUR HANDS
NAME EVERYTHING / AFTER EVERYONE
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