Monday

OCTOBER 25th, PART II -- Fourteen Electoral Submissions

[ Mere days away from the Civic Election, enjoy a very special double-sized selection of Reader Submissions: ]


VOTE FOR SAM / HE MIGHT NOT KICK YOU IN THE FACE

VOTE FOR JUDY / AT LEAST SHE'S HONEST ABOUT RAISING TAXES

VOTE FOR RAV GILL'S HAIR / I GUESS RAV GILL CAN COME ALONG TOO IF HE LIKES

VOTE FOR GROSS / ...I DON'T KNOW WHY

PROTEST THE VOTE / SPOIL YOUR BALLOT

VOTE / SPECIFICALLY TO PISS OFF CYCLISTS

YOU DON'T VOTE FOR JUDY / YOU VOTE FOR "NOT SAM"

VOTE EARLY / GO BACK TO FEELING SCARED

SURFACE PARKING IS SO IMPORTANT / WE WILL VOTE BASED ENTIRELY ON THAT

WINNIPEG CAT / FOR MAYOR

RECOGNIZE NONE SCHOOL TRUSTEE CANDIDATES / VOTE FUNNIEST NAMES

SAM: LOSE PENSION / JUDY: LOSE HOUSE

BEER SNAKE / STILL MY CHOICE FOR MAYOR

SAVE US / STEVE JUBA
[ Reader Submissions come courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator, when it works, and admittedly sometimes it doesn't. Just like democracy! ]

2 comments:

  1. I always vote for the candidate my cat suggests. Your cat will do just as well. All hail, beer snake!

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