JANUARY 10th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Gracious as always, this week's Reader Submissions: ]


GO SHOPPING / GET PEPPER SPRAYED

RIDE BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK / 365 DAYS A YEAR

FIRST MURDER: JANUARY 6 / WHO'S AFRAID OF THE NORTH END?

8:00 AM / PITCH BLACK

WIPE SNOW OFF OF REAR WINDOW BEFORE DRIVING / WHY BOTHER?!

BOOOOO WINNIPEG CAT / BOOOO YOU ARE A BAD MEME BOOOOOOO

FABRICLAND / IS NOT CLOSING
[ Reader Submissions are plucked every Monday from the continually giving tree of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]