AUGUST 27th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Reader Submissions are just flying right by: ]
PLAN TO GO TO FOLKLORAMA / PROCRASTINATE FOR 2 WEEKS

STOLEN LICENCE PLATE / OR ART FOR YOUR HOME?

WOULD THE PERSON WHO LOST FIVE TONS OF TRASH / PLEASE PHONE 311

LO PUB / NOOOOOOOO

FORMER COP DECLARES DOWNTOWN ''A WAR ZONE'' /

I DARE KATZ TO A SOLO, MIDNIGHT STROLL

UNSUSPECTING PLACEMENT IN POCKET

COULD CAUSE PROBES TO BE PROPELLED
[ Reader Submissions mysteriously fall from the back of a truck every Monday, assumably from the the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
WEATHER GETS HOT AGAIN / COMPLAIN