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BRAIN FART TO OFFICIAL CITY POLICY / IN 4.5 HOURS THE OPIUM OF THE MASSES IS APPARENTLY / OXYCONTIN SNOW / AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOW IT KULBASSA... / IN A GLASS! WINTER IN WINNIPEG / BUNDLE UP LIKE KENNY MCCORMICK YOU EITHER KNOW MUSICIANS / OR ARE ONE PUBLICLY HATE WINNIPEG / PRIVATELY LOVE IT [ Reader Submissions fishtail in every Monday from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
[ Citations: 1, 2. I love the implied mental image of the Winnipeg Police Service looking at the scene, scoffing a soft "Pfft", and walking away. Please note also this pranked stationary Actual Quote: ]